I have been a huge fan of Sofia since the '90's.  Back then she was hosting Fuera de Serie on Univision.  She was the hottest woman in the western hemisphere.  I'm glad she's gotten movie roles and has been able to go farther in the entertainment business.

When I first saw a link that said "Sofia Vergara Action" or something like that I thought, "Cool! She'll look sexy with a gun or a sword or medieval cosplay!"

Then I clicked on this link [link]
and I'm like, LOLOLOLOL

How would you caption this?

There are a lot of different titles, like "Sofia Vergara's (fill in the blank) assets."  

Honestly, how would you caption it ?

Not that I'm knocking her.  It's just this is so different for her.  She still looks hot as ever!